Dear aspiring playwrights

Hey, its kim here with a bit of advice you might find useful the next time you want to write a play that is simultaneously extremely degrading and essentialist towards women: If it happens to be a one act, and happens to clock in under one hour, there is really no need for four separate blackouts.

Or to write your play at all, really. Unless you happen to be Eugene O'Neill. Are you Eugene O'Neill?

I didn't think so.

Kthnxbai